hopelesslyscattered:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

This is like a guy at my work who told me how it was weird I didn’t seem scared to be there by myself with him….well I wasn’t until you said that. 

(via cptstarbuck)

@2 days ago with 54756 notes

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

(Source: michaelgclifford, via beautifultwistedsimplicity)

@2 days ago with 284000 notes

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

(via enna--acissej)

@5 days ago with 57385 notes

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

@5 days ago with 258610 notes

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

(via enna--acissej)

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tumbldore-the-pinelample:

ayshalove:

moto-vet:

classof1999:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Holy shit :O

Did any kid catch on to this?

I love you, Miss Grotke.

(via tongue-like-candy)

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(Source: audreyisfab, via davianaroze)

@5 days ago with 294877 notes

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

(via davianaroze)

@5 days ago with 227411 notes

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

(Source: pomelomelomela, via physical-media)

@6 days ago with 183642 notes